if it's got a plug on it then buy it. it's better to be late than not arrive at all.(einstein was late for everything) growing up is for those who never quite get the hang of real life. smile at everyone. laugh when people least expect it. a tidy house shows someone with too much time on their hands. you can never watch too much t.v.

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anything that involves getting hot and sweaty...which is mostly football. playing anything for the social occasion but drawing the line short at wearing a t-shirt with a game picture on it or changing my name by deed poll to a hobbit or losing sleep cos i lost a grunt. running thru the corridors at work at high speed when no-one is looking. tomato sauce sandwiches. laughing insanely. howling at full moons. sarcasm.